What a man! Wasn't MJ great tonight when he went to see RH?
Ah-AAAAh! Drat! I was hoping they'd show that tomorrow morning, not Thursday. I came into tonight's broadcast late, and saw when Mal-bong, over a "friendly" dinner, was being tortured by HRH (Her Royal Heinie) for what MJ said to her. Nobody makes a disgusted face quite like our Yuri, eh? And HRH was in tip-top insinuation mode, wasn't she. What was that old R&B song about "Smilin' faces pretend to be your friend..." Aw, heck, here's the whole song, it all applies! Everyone sing along!
"Smiling Faces Sometimes"
(As recorded by The Undisputed Truth)
BARRET STRONG
NORMAN WHITFIELD
Smiling faces sometimes pretend to be your friend
Smiling faces show no traces of the evil that lurks within.
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes they don't tell the truth, uh
Smiling faces, smiling faces tell lies and I got proof.
The truth is in the eyes
'Cause the eyes don't lie, amen
Remember a smile is just a frown turned upside down
My friend let me tell you
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes they don't tell the truth, uh
Smiling faces, smiling faces tell lies and I got proof.
Beware, beware of the handshake that hides the snake
I'm telling you beware, beware of the pat on the back
It just might hold you back
Jealousy (jealousy), Misery (misery), Envy.
I tell you you can't see behind smiling faces
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes they don't tell the truth, uh
Smiling faces, smiling faces tell lies and I got proof.
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes they don't tell the truth, uh
Smiling faces, smiling faces tell lies and I got proof.
(Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes)
(Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes)
I'm telling you beware, beware of the handshake that hides the snake
Listen to me now beware, beware of that pat on the back
It just might hold you back.
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes they don't tell the truth, uh
Smiling faces, smiling faces tell lies and I got proof.
Your enemy won't do you no harm
'Cause you know where he's coming from
Don't let the handshake and the smile fool ya
Take my advice I'm only tryin' to school ya.
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes they don't tell the truth, uh
Smiling faces, smiling faces tell lies and I got proof.