Post by jacques on May 7, 2004 4:49:48 GMT -5
Alright, that's it. I've had enough of Rainbow Hag's nasty meddling and Granny's groveling. The gloves are coming off! I'm dispatching Arnold "The Terminator" Schwarznegger to Seoul ASAP to take care of these two b@*!#es! If the Guvernator can handle that b@*!ch in Terminator 3, he can deal with these two sorry asses easy: his secret weapon, an infra-red laser powered by Hye Ran's tears and lethal 100-day old kimchee. Take that you drama enemies #1 and 2!
I'm also writing the United Nations of Drama to have Rainbow International (Korea) be declared a relationship-terrorist organization. At the same time I'm faxing pictures of Rainbow Hag aka Aunty Evil aka Myung-Joo to the Soap Opera Interpol, showing her and her snake eyes in both modern and Jeoson-era (read Dae Janggeum) clothes. I'm also petitioning the International Court of Love in Paris to indict RH & Gramps for crimes against lovers, the public tribunal which will be broadcast worldwide by Korean tv channels in conjunction with the Soap Channel, with live commentary by special correspondents Joan Collins and Dame Barbara Cartland.
Breaking news: The Guvernator has just entered the Oh family home and after catching the family by surprise during one of their misery fest sessions, tells them in pseudocorean: Ai-gu be back!
I'm also writing the United Nations of Drama to have Rainbow International (Korea) be declared a relationship-terrorist organization. At the same time I'm faxing pictures of Rainbow Hag aka Aunty Evil aka Myung-Joo to the Soap Opera Interpol, showing her and her snake eyes in both modern and Jeoson-era (read Dae Janggeum) clothes. I'm also petitioning the International Court of Love in Paris to indict RH & Gramps for crimes against lovers, the public tribunal which will be broadcast worldwide by Korean tv channels in conjunction with the Soap Channel, with live commentary by special correspondents Joan Collins and Dame Barbara Cartland.
Breaking news: The Guvernator has just entered the Oh family home and after catching the family by surprise during one of their misery fest sessions, tells them in pseudocorean: Ai-gu be back!
