Another Archfiend Fan
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Post by Another Archfiend Fan on Jul 27, 2004 22:46:45 GMT -5
For those who might aspire to live in medieval Koryo during the Age of Warriors, I have a few helpful hints for situations NOT to find yourself. If any of these happen, RUN!! Anyway, here goes:
You know you're in trouble when:
1) Master Duduel singles you out as the next great hope.
2) You are in the Archfiend's army and he says "We will realize the great cause as soon as we cross this mountain pass..."
3) You are in a position of great power and Ch'oe Chong-hoom is your top assistant.
4) You are the 15th guy charging the Archfiend in battle and the first 14 were killed by his first swing of his axe.
5) Yi Ui-Bang is red-faced, raising his club, and yelling "MORRRRRAAA!!!!"
6) Yi Ko thinks you gave him a funny look.
7) Chung Jung-Bu wants to meet you for tea and talk about some land you own.
8) Chief Huh is standing outside your house in the dead of night staring.
9) Monkey Man Yi Kwang Jong was your friend and he suddenly starts avoiding you.
10) Chung Kyung has the hots for your girlfriend.
Feel free to add others...
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Post by luvarchfiend on Jul 27, 2004 22:50:54 GMT -5
these were great. ;D
i especially liked the first one. ;D
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Post by Chung Kyun on Jul 27, 2004 23:15:31 GMT -5
you know you're in trouble when: 1) you become superior general.
2) the emperor makes a party for yu when becoming superior general and him pouring the wine or tea.
3) the emperor picks you as his right hand man ( aka pet)
4) choi choong-hon is bowing to you and looking at the floor when he talks to you and saying he is loyal to you or looking at your eyes when he says it. ( samething get rid of him or run for your life)
5) choi choong-hon wants to come in your house to be taking under your wing.
6) yi ui-min is drunk and has his axe waiting to see everyone that is part of his clan.
7) you are choi choong-hon brother and act a little greedy and your own.
8) your own nephew ( jin jae ) comes to see you and tells you to stop being greedy. you should do as he says and get back at being a little brother and not making the mistake of smacking jin jae in the face, while he tells you to stop
9) your own men are trying to get you to fight your own brother for power.
10) aran shows up and tells you she will be with you.
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11) minister du visites you about your cause. by that you should know the emperor put a hit on you.
12) having two sons like ji-young and ji kwang. ( throw them out of the clan or send them to war )
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Post by luvarchfiend on Jul 27, 2004 23:20:02 GMT -5
wow. these are wonderful. pegged them all ;D
i especially like #4. ;D
oh and # 12 too. ;D
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Post by mace_windu on Jul 27, 2004 23:48:54 GMT -5
you know you're in trouble when:
---Lt. Kim hands you a cup and says "here drink this it's KDS' favorite" ---You get sent as a messenger to West Capital "Beheadings? Urban legend!" ---Someone starts doing one of those "sword dances" in front of you ---you're a kid in class and the teacher walks in and says "Good morning! My name is Yi Ji-young and I'll be your math teacher!"
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Post by mace_windu on Jul 28, 2004 0:38:29 GMT -5
you know you're in trouble when: 12) having two sons like ji-young and ji kwang. ( throw them out of the clan or send them to war ) Ah yes, Dumb and Dumber....I don't know why but Ji-young reminded me of "Biff" from the Back To The Future movies. ;D
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Post by luvarchfiend on Jul 28, 2004 6:06:31 GMT -5
you know you're in trouble when:
*jasun comes recruiting you to be in the imperial dragon's army.
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Post by JP Paulus on Jul 28, 2004 6:10:44 GMT -5
...you start wearing a fancy cape
...your robe is colored orange
...your only speaking role is "argh!"
...you're married to any character in Age of Warriors
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Post by Chung Kyun on Jul 28, 2004 7:51:59 GMT -5
you know you're in trouble when: *jasun comes recruiting you to be in the imperial dragon's army. why jasun?
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Post by Chung Kyun on Jul 28, 2004 8:45:50 GMT -5
you know you're in trouble when: 1) duduel comes to you and tells you. " you have a destiny, to save the people from distress by bringing back shilla" then you say why and what are you talking about? then he respounds to you.: " you are the Imperial Dragon Of Kaelim and you can't escape your destiny even if you try to." ( you should run as fast as you can. don't look back, just keep runing or cut duduel head off and leave koryo move to china if you have too or even better europe as far as you can go. but be warn he will come back looking for you this guy never dies so i guess you're doomed anyways. 2) geting close to the 1170 rebellion and you are the emperor. ( hint/tip: when its 1169 give the throne to somebody else take your family with you and don't come back because if you don't leave sorry pal but you will be deposed on the year 1170. ( yes 1170 rebellion ) 3) you become emperor in the year 1170 or after it. ( plain and simple you will be a puppet king till the yi decendents beat the mongols. you might be thinking "well then ill become emperor on the year the mongols were taking out. sorry but bad news you will be deposed by the Yi's (the Yi Dynasty will be born. ) 4) the mongols attack koryo, and you are the dictator of koryo. 5) chung kyun tells you to join him and you say no. ( bad idea and if his father is controling the empire even worse for you. run like crazy and hide in kung dae-seung house and don't come out till kyung dae-seung overthrows them. because if you don't hide chung kyun by now already sent spys to take you out or his army will enter your house and take you out. 6) lt. kim starts acting weird with you and out of know were you bleed out of your mouth. ( run to master duduel and tell him to cure you fast, put a hit on lt kim or you poisen him back. then when you see him and he bleeds out of his mouth. smile at him and say.(" you just been poisened!") 7) you join superior general rebellion. ( do what choi choong-su did leave his cause or even better, just don't join at all. 8) you are choi bu little brother and he ask's you if you can do a favor for the great cause of the imperial dragon of kaelim. ( hint: RUN!!!!!!! ) 9) ji-young and ji-kwang are your brothers. 10) your brother or son ji-young just slept with the emperor consort. ( say bye to everything and bye on becoming the emperor of shilla. bye imperial dragon of kaelim.
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Post by velvet inkbrush of YiSoonShin on Jul 28, 2004 9:37:00 GMT -5
you know you're in troublw when you start to look like this guy...
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Post by velvet inkbrush of YiSoonShin on Jul 28, 2004 9:40:01 GMT -5
you know you're in trouble when: *you're the archfiend collecting wives as if they were vintage barbie dolls
*general du has nothing for target practice and you're about 100 yards away
*the archfiend starts breaking furniture (esp. wine tables)
*myongjong's nostrils are flaring (well, okay, you're not REALLY in trouble there..)
*there's chae mool involved
*the archfiend starts lauging hysterically
*ministers are grunting and clearing their throats
*choe choong hon tells you, "don't worry all is forgiven..."
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Post by Eowyn on Jul 28, 2004 9:44:44 GMT -5
Funny thread, AAF!
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Post by velvet inkbrush of YiSoonShin on Jul 28, 2004 9:46:55 GMT -5
you know you're in trouble when you hear DUMMMMMMMM (drum roll) and the end credits music to AOW (usually two guys with swords at each other's throats or choe choong hons baggy face in gray)
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Post by luvarchfiend on Jul 28, 2004 13:23:12 GMT -5
CK, lmao on that 2nd batch. and you made one of the saddest scenes of the whole show ..... so funny.....i was laughing so hard. ;D (oh, #8 on the 2nd post) great work everybody. ;D
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