Post by Another Archfiend Fan on Aug 8, 2004 20:06:59 GMT -5
These are not real quotes. I'm just being a little silly
Yi Ui-Bang period Archfiend Archfiend: "Yes Sir Yi, I will wipe out your latest enemy's army allowing you to reap great rewards while I risk my butt and live off your crumbs - so long as I can have free access to your wine cellar."
Yun-ju period Archfiend Archfiend: "What do you mean the Royal Court betrayed me?" General Park: "Actually this is the fifteenth time they've betrayed you this month Superior General. Remind me again why you remain loyal? Archfiend: "They keep sending wine." General Park: "But the wine is poisoned Superior General" Archfiend: "Wine is wine. You build up resistance after awhile. Want some?"
Northern Army "Pirate" period Archfiend: Anonymous soldier: "Superior General, we have killed every man, woman, and child, burned the city to the ground and are now roasting marshmallows on the burning cinders as you ordered" Archfiend: "Ah roasting marshmallows after a ruthless slaughter of innocent civilians puts me in the mood for a drink." Soldier: "Superior General, everthing puts you in the mood for a drink" Archfiend: "MORRRA!"
Mt. Mita I-am-the-emperor period Archfiend: Ehhhhhhhh.....bring me some more wine, General Park" General Choi: You have had enough, your majesty...and my name is General Choi. I've served you for years and you keep calling me by the name of some dead guy whose been dead so long I never met him" Archfiend: "Sure, General Park...now let's have some more wine." General Choi: "That's it... if he calls me General Park one more time, I'm going to have to kill my brother." Archfiend: "What's that General Park? What's holding up the wine?"
After losing Imperial Dragon Army to KDS' Ambush Archfiend: "I'm sorry all your sons have been killed. It is my fault." Mother: "You probably just misplaced them. Have you been drinking again?"
Imperial Guardian Period Moron Sons: "Hey dad - up for a game of 'violate the imperial house'. You can make bignose feel worthless while we put the moves on his consorts." Archfiend: "Sounds great. I'll bring the wine."