Let's Make a song!

[JP Paulus]

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Hmm...just had a thought.

Y'all know the song by Outkast called "Hey Ya"?

How about a parody video called "Pey-Hah"?

The video could feaure actors in their different roles and incarnations (like Kyun-Hown/Ui-Bang in different settings as Emperor, field officer, Old Man, Imperial Convoy, General, etc.)

Here are the lyrics of the original, if someone wants to start something:

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One two three go!

[Verse One - Andre 3000]

My baby don't mess around.
Because she loves me so.
And this I know for sure.
Uh, But does she really wanna.
But can't stand to see me
Walk out the door..
Don't try to fight the feelin'
Because the thought alone is killing me right now.
Uh, Thank God for mom and dad
For sticking to together
'Cause we don't know how.
UH!

[Chorus]
Hey Ya.
Hey Ya.

[Verse Two - Andre 3000]
You think you've got it
Ohh, you think you've got it
But got it just don't get it
Til' there's nothing at all.
We get together
Ohh, we get together
But seperate's always better when there's feelings involved.
If what they say is "Nothing is forever".
Then what makes, then what makes, then what makes
then what makes, then what makes Love an exception?
So why you, why you, why you, why you, why you
Are we so in denial?
When we are not happy here.
Y'all don't want me here you just wanna dance

[Chorus]
Hey Ya.
Hey Ya.

Don't want to meet your daddy,
Just want you in my Caddy.
Don't want to meet your momma,
Just want to make you cumma.
I'm just being honest.
I'm just being honest.

[Bridge - Andre 3000]
Hey, alright now
Alright now fellows, Yeah!
Now what's cooler than bein' cool? Ice Cold!
I can't hear ya'
I say what's cooler than bein' cool? Ice Cold!

Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, Ok now ladies!
yeah?
And we gonna break this back down in just a few seconds
Now don't have me break this thing down for nothin'
Now I wanna see y'all on y'all baddest behavior
Lend some suga', I am your NEIGHBOUR

Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it
Shake it, shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake it
Shake it, shake it like a Polaroid picture
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shh shake it, shake it, got to shake it
Shake it like a Polaroid Picture

[Verse Three - Andre 3000 (Repeating "Shake it" in background)]
Now while Beyoncé and Lucy Lui
And baby dolls, get on the floor
(Get on the floor)
You know what to do.
You know what to do.
You. know I do

[Chorus]
Hey ya
Hey ya

[Chorus continues until fade

[Alf]

Err...honestly, I'm not at all familliar with that song (or any rap and whatnot).Ilove the ideer so i'll use a different song. I hope I don't get yelled at it for this for being off topic or something, but I'll Write one to Phish's Cavern Lyrics. Note: there are spoilers in this one. I'll write it again:

SPOILERS!


SPOILERS!

Alert...Spoilers!!

Here Goes the AOW Cavern:

Their time is near, Kyung's mission's clear
It's later than the Chungs think
Before they slip into the night
they'll need some time to think

Steal away the emperor's power and bring down the imperial house
but if Kyun runs into Kyong Dae-Seung he'll have to fight him alive.

Just then Kyun's brother in law
ran into a pig pen
And the imperial guardian ran far away
with a sword near his side

An army arose
to hunt them down
kyun fought Kyong
despite the trickery used by the chung
Kyong won in that fight

Kyun Chung thought he found an ally in this terrible night
The Chief Coinvoy drew his blade and betrayed that corrupt minister

Searching for the remaining Chungs
looking high and low
Kyun's brother in law hid with pigs
and bribed them with some gold

Kyong's forces looked for this pig
hiding in the pen
and when a pig started squealing,
they killed him on the spot.

Soon the news reached the corrupt council
they were all fearful
they would have that fate

Advisor Yi then turned his back
to the Chung Clan
The appauled council looked at him with disgust.

Kyong Dae Seung looked all over
for the imperial guardian
The slippery little bastard
made it safely far away

In the north meanwhile the archfiend
is plotting to take over
to kill the emperor and take the throne
To restore the glory of shilla

It's summing up the age of warriors
rather well indeed

Give Yi Ui-Min the throne to Koryo
The Emperor authority
Kyong his old glory
The Convoys a chief
the glory of koryo
Brue his life back
A TRUE LEADER!

(repeat last block minus a true leader three times. Fourth time repeat the last block)

Whatever happens, just keep in tune.


Sorry if it was off topic, but at least it's a song, right?